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Launched in 2003, Grumpyland is a private hosting service for clients and a personal website. We exist. That’s all you need to know. If you want a heartwarming origin story, go hug a startup.
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Grumpyland: A Place for the Mildly Irritated
Welcome to Grumpyland. We’re not here to inspire you, uplift you, or optimize your lifestyle. We’re here because someone said “you should make a website,” and we didn’t say no fast enough.
We don’t have a mission statement.
We have a mood: perpetually unimpressed.
If you’re looking for purpose, joy, or a brand story involving childhood dreams and garage startups, you’ve taken a wrong turn. Grumpyland is a digital shrug. A pixelated eye-roll. A place where the only thing curated is our disdain for curation.
Enjoy your stay. Or don’t. We’re not tracking you anyway.
Ask Grumpyland
Submit your burning questions. Receive lukewarm answers.
Q: How do I find happiness?
A: Try under the couch cushions. If it’s not there, give up.
Q: Should I follow my dreams?
A: Only if they’re napping.
Q: How do I deal with rejection?
A: Embrace it. It’s the universe saying “not today.”
Q: Why is the site so plain?
A: Because glitter is for unicorns and we’re not in the mood.
Q: Is this satire?
A: Yes, and no. We prefer “existential realism.” This website serves a real purpose. Though most of its contents may be satire.
Q: Can I buy something here?
A: Check out the upcoming merch section below. It’ll probably be overpriced and emotionally unavailable.
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Mildly Irritated 😐
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